urbandictionary.com

I was reading my "FRIEND"'s blog a while ago and she said to try this:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1.) Your name:
2.) Your age:
3.) One of your friends:
4.) What should you be doing?
5.) Your favourite colour:
6.) Your birthplace:
7.) Last person you talked to:
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
9.) Your nickname:
10.) What day is it today?

Well, I tried it and here are the results:

1) Jose

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend. Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

Guess you could call me JOE.

2) My age is a secret, really, so I skipped this part. PEACE!

3) Gerrick

Narrow strip of cardboard or paper rolled up and placed in the base of a spliff which acts as a make shift filter. Also known as a roach. What can I use for a gerrick? IS there anything left? No, just the gerrick.

Um... OK... That made perfect sense.

Let's try another one.

Karrah

a princess; most awesome person ever :-d

Karrah live in a royal castle in Canada.

COOL! Bigatin pala si karrah! hehe :D

Last one.

Pathy

Nickname for a pathological liar. Someone who constantly lies. Pathy- I was at the soccer game and lightning struck the middle of the field! Pathy-I swear my best friend fucked Jessica Simpson.. I swear. Pathy "We had sex"... Me No you didnt... Pathy- "well with our clothes on"

So Pathy is a liar now. A liar that likes sex. OMG! That is SO UN-PATHY!

One more, by request

Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen. If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

Thanks for supporting my blog Kai. :D

4) Taking a bath

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was. "Can Nick come out and play?" "No, sorry, he's taking a bath."

Who the hell makes these stupid definitions! Moving on...

5) Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian. 1. I own a black car. 2. A black person stole my car.

Now this is what a definition should be.

6) Davao

davao is a major city in the mindanao island in the philippines. considered the biggest city (in terms of land area) in the word. davao bost of its seafood delicacies, and nature parks. davao is the home of the endangered species of the philippine eagle-- happens to be the biggest specie of eagles in the world. mt. apo, is also located in davao the highest peak in the philippines. have you been to davao, and explored the nature parks?

YEAH! Davao ROCKS! :D

7) Mother

Random word when someone says something random and annoying Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that" You: "Your MOTHER!!" Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day" You: "Your MOTHER!!" Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss" You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!" Annoyance: "Peanut" You: "Your MOTHER!!"

That was a lot of MOTHER.

8) Iced Tea

A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. Both refreshing and caffeinated, but be careful what you order -- Southerners like it really, really sweet. Ah, iced tea. My wirewater of choice.

What?! Iced tea is American! I thought it's PINOY! Where in the world could you buy a P10 ice tea pack that could make at least 1 liter?! Only in the PHILIPPINES. Oh, whatever. NEXT!

9) Jomar

The Days of our lives couple consisting of John Black and Marlena Evans Black Jomar were caught by Tony on the Dimera Compound

Unsa daw?!

10) Tuesday

Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant. Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows. Dude 2: You said it.

True... very true... Also, IT'S PE DAY! GOD, i hate Tuesdays.

OK! That was very, hmmm, "EDUCATIONAL". PEACE TO ALL! :D